Monthly Archives: January 2011

Fat people should, like, stop being fat, you know?

Last post, I wrote about how threatening to decapitate obese people is, apparently, not an ideal way of getting them stop being so damn obese all the time. I decided that in the spirit of self-flagellation, it might be fun … Continue reading

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Screw bike lanes, let them eat cupcakes!

On yesterday’s post, a reader (well, okay… my sister. But I say “a reader,” it creates the illusion that I have a readership out there) suggested that cyclists could just wear cute and cuddly animal costumes. Who would care if … Continue reading

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Bikes skulk city streets, prey on nuns

So, I’m a day late on this. But I’m slow on the uptake. Anyway, as others have already pointed out, Toronto City Councillor Karen Stintz of Ward 16 (Eglinton-Lawrence) wants to get rid of cyclists on sidewalks in the city. … Continue reading

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