Once, when I went to a hypnotist show in middle school, the people on stage had to think everyone in the audience was a celebrity during the intermission, and someone came up to me and asked for Rick Moranis’ autograph.
I was reminded of this experience thanks to Hyperbole and a Half, from which I read many posts instead of doing work this weekend.
Real Men Can't Weave 
Just in case you didn’t notice, you posted this on Tuesday, not Wednesday.
Of course. But one-sentence Tuesday doesn’t have the same ring to it, silly.
Yeah, but it through off my entire week! All day Tuesday I thought it was Wednesday. I suppose it didn’t help that I worked my first Monday in ages, which has also screwed up my internal clock…
Threw off even.